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Eat, Sleep and Dream Jiu-Jitsu

Eat, Sleep and Dream Jiu-Jitsu

Ten telltale signs that you are suffering from a condition known as Jiu-Jitsu-Itis:

  1. You place your pillow in a triangle or a rear naked choke while you are sleeping, while you are awake, while you’re watching TV.
  1. You snake move and turtle while tossing and turning in your sleep.
  1. You perform an Upa to get out of bed.
  1. You greet your friends by sneaking up behind them and placing them in a choke hold. If they happen to be on a mat, you perform a takedown.
  1. You have a silly nickname only guys that you roll with call you.
  1. Your DVD collection contains more Jiu-Jitsu videos than it does movies or even porn.
  1. Your reading materials mainly consist of Jiu-Jitsu instruction and techniques. And you spend an extra 15-30 minutes on the toilet just to read them.
  1. Your wardrobe primarily consists of clothing that contain the words KNOXX, TAPOUT, OTM, and other combat sports wear logos.
  1. You own some or all of the following: rash guards, ear guards, mouth piece, knee pads, knee brace, ice packs, ibuprofen, needles (to drain your cauliflower ear), a Gi or two or three, and/or sports tape… lots and lots of sports tape.
  1. You try every beverage and drink that contains Acaí.

If you are suffering from any or all of these symptoms. Keep up the good work. See you on the mat.